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Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters
In this paper we evaluate the propensity for electric e scooters to herd in inter-species clusters for protection against predators
Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids
In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids
I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society
In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy
Hopamine and Copamine: Novel Neurotransmitters
We report syntheses of hopamine and copamine, two recently discovered neurotransmitters of the
phenethylamoan class.
The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement
By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash
The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function
In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Medicinal Chemistry: The Card Game
“Finally, a more grindingly tedious game than monopoly.”
Sea What I Mean: Taxonomic Inconsistencies in Oceanic Species
In this article, we rank sea creatures by how much they look like their land equivalents.
Physics Has A Screw Loose: An Infinite Matter Generator
In this paper, we disclose a method to convert a 1989 Toyota Corolla into an infinite matter generator, and propose an identity for dark matter particles.