The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.

Sub-Nyquist Sampling While Listening to my Girlfriend

By using the Discrete Tiffany Fourier Transform and the Xampling Scheme, you can now listen to Tiffany below the Nyquist Sampling Rate

The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense

In this scientific research article, we designed, prototyped and tested an integrated air defense against government spy birds

The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician

In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.