In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
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No more flux to give: six things to do with a decommissioned NMR
How to repurpose an old instrument.
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
Using Quartz Crystal Macrobalance to Predict Undergraduate Grades
G. Acidic-Puree1 and J. Mann2 Abstract: We are fucking over undergrads so we’ve got more time to drink expensive beer. 1. Introduction Marking exam papers is hard work. Especially when one’s boss insists on a failure rate of no less than 70 %, because “only the hard may enter the garden” (old German saying, translated).Continue reading “Using Quartz Crystal Macrobalance to Predict Undergraduate Grades”
Four People Hospitalised After Chemical Warfare Agent Found in Scented Candles
A simple mistake of chemical nomenclature has resulted in tragedy this week.
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
FBI Arrests Man Responsible for Extraneous JavaScript Frameworks
After over a decade of investigation the FBI has finally apprehended the single man responsible for all garbage JS Frameworks!
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery
In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve