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Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction
In a newly discovered library of Ancient Assyrian texts we find a many different Gilgamesh FanFictions for an Assyrian audience.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Using GPT-2 To Optimize Twitter Bots for Maximum Virtue Signaling
In this paper, we developed a twitter bot using GPT-2 to optimize virtue signaling for a progressive target demographic.
Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones
The proliferation of cheaply produced surveillance micro UAVs fueled by low voltage power lines and a loose interpretation of the fourth amendment has devastated America’s electric grid. This paper aims to develop a framework for creating a smart grid capable of gracefully handling unpredictable loads caused by migratory government drones.
Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks
Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.
Financial Analysis and Incentive Structure of Perpetual Debenture at New Car Dealerships
Mustang steve uses modern car dealerships and the power of the pyramid to create infinite wealth
Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars
This paper outlines methods to hijack and trap self driving cars by exploiting their safety sensors and Cheetah brain algorithm.
Proof of the Collatz Conjecture
Dr. Iago de Moor Adjunct Professor, Department of Linear Machine LearningDiploma Mhill College, Reno, Nevada, USA ABSTRACT We prove a famous long standing open conjecture in mathematics known as the Collatz conjecture or the Hailstone conjecture or the 3n+1 conjecture or the Syracuse Problem or the Ulam conjecture or Kakutani’s problem or the Thwaites conjecture.Continue reading “Proof of the Collatz Conjecture”