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Author Archives: B McGraw
Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation
The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples
Safe Optogenetics Techniques in Reducing Driving Faux Pas in Mice
Mice are taught to drive with less anti-social behavior through the use of Optogenetics (sticking a blue LED in the brain)
Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy
What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane, and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing.
8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars
The search for life on mars has been going on for years. Here are some of the top things NASA is hoping to find which implicate life!
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
Geologists Debate over Trevor’s Mom’s Age
With radiocarbon, surface exposure, and Chronostratigraphy dating scientists argue whether or not Trevor’s mom is 3000 years old or 250Million
A Computationally Efficient Solution to the Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) problem in Houses of Mirrors
A Novel SLAM algorithm was developed and implemented in real hardware that wasn’t just a prop to navigate through a House of Mirrors
Can you guess what data we used to train these Tinder Chatbots?
We trained a Tinder Chatbot’s Neural Network with ten different datasets. Can you guess what datasets we used?
Bayesian Man seeking more defined Posterior won’t give up the Squat Rack
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.