The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function

In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam

The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks

Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily

To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions

Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.

Investigation of Eating Surfaces for Food Items: an Incomprehensive Study

In a landmark incomprehensive study, we have reviewed the suitability of various materials as eating surfaces. A
wide array of materials were examined, from wood to people, under a variety of conditions (wet, dry, dirty and clean).