In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Tag Archives: Science
Medicinal Chemistry: The Card Game
“Finally, a more grindingly tedious game than monopoly.”
Physics Has A Screw Loose: An Infinite Matter Generator
In this paper, we disclose a method to convert a 1989 Toyota Corolla into an infinite matter generator, and propose an identity for dark matter particles.
RedMate: An AI Solution to Infinite ELO 5d Chess
Get ready comrade for this chess engine is the AI to beat all future chess engines for all time using traditional Russian strategy
Design and Testing of a Sodium-Powered Mortar
We applied the principals of green chemistry and OH&S to light artillery, and herein we report our findings.
The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks
Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
Dark Matter Reveals Itself Through WIMP(y) Traces
For the first time ever, traces of a WIMP have been recorded, finally resolving the disputed existence of Dark Matter, and demonstrating that SHADY is the most amazing collaboration on the face of this planet.
Analysing the Impacts of PI Separation and Exploring Methods for Adaptation and Persistence
This article documents the coping mechanisms strategies students can use to psychologically repair themselves after becoming victims of PI divorce.
To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions
Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.
Investigation of Eating Surfaces for Food Items: an Incomprehensive Study
In a landmark incomprehensive study, we have reviewed the suitability of various materials as eating surfaces. A
wide array of materials were examined, from wood to people, under a variety of conditions (wet, dry, dirty and clean).