Tag Archives: Chemistry

Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids

In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids

To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions

Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.

One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study

In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom

Toward Slower, Less Accurate, More Expensive, and Worse Density Functional Theory: A Natural-Stupidity-Assisted Method for Quantum Simulation

In this work, we present Natural Stupidity (NS) as a pioneering anti-optimization framework for Density Functional Theory (DFT) calculations.

You Twist Me Right Round Baby: The Total Synthesis of Mobiustrine A

We report the total synthesis of the supernatural product mobiustrine A, starting from isoheptane. The key steps in our synthesis were a [2+2]+[2+2] cycloaddition, a Bonnie-Clyde cross-conjugal visitation, an enzymatic epoxide unzipping, and a Morbin rearrangement.