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Tag Archives: Chemistry

The Mechanism of the Über Reaction

Novel paper proposing a catalytic cycle for the Over Reaction

Posted byGünther SchlonkNovember 14, 2021November 14, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Research, SatireLeave a comment on The Mechanism of the Über Reaction

PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens

woman holding a blunt

New methods to protect post-grad chemists from laboratory carcinogens.

Posted byGünther SchlonkOctober 27, 2021July 7, 2022Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Funny, Humor, Parody, Research, Satire, ScienceLeave a comment on PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens

Effects of Superstitious Behavior on the Synthesis of Nylon 66

a man and a woman looking at the test tubes

In this paper, the superstitions around lab practices are analyzed and evaluated

Posted byGünther SchlonkOctober 2, 2021October 3, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Religion, Science, SupersitiousLeave a comment on Effects of Superstitious Behavior on the Synthesis of Nylon 66

Applications of Cursed Chemistry in the Total Synthesis of  Impracticatechol

the total synthesis of Impracticatechol. The highly complicated  structure features a dozen stereocenters and a raft of functional groups including a pentavalent carbon.

Posted byGünther SchlonkSeptember 10, 2021September 10, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, ResearchLeave a comment on Applications of Cursed Chemistry in the Total Synthesis of  Impracticatechol

The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

We  describe a range of applications for the Smythe reagent, such as the O-lithiation of carboxylic acids, hydrolysis of ethyl esters and  chlorophosphines, racemisation of alpha-stereocenters and poly-Claisen condensations.

Posted byGünther SchlonkSeptember 10, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, HumorLeave a comment on The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy

What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane,  and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing. 

Posted byB McGrawAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Economics, Humor, Satire, ScienceLeave a comment on Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy

Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

This review highlights some examples in the history and applications of the futyl group

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, Methyl, Organic Chemistry, Science1 Comment on Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

Chlorin A is discovered from Hazel Plants green hipster drink and was therefore boiled into sugary carbon

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, ScienceLeave a comment on Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

An elegant procedure for the progression towards the total synthesis of Impracticatechol.

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 21, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Funny, Humor, Organic Chemistry, SatireLeave a comment on A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol

An inefficient, laborious and time consuming synthetic method for the preparation of an en-yn-en-yn-ol is reported

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 14, 2021September 15, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Biochem, Chemistry, Funny, Organic Chemistry, Research, Satire, SynthesisLeave a comment on An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol

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