Norden Mk. XV Bomb Sight Integration for Strategic High Altitude Toy Delivery in a Hostile Christmas

In this paper, Santa equips his sleigh with the Norden Bombsight to fly high above German WW2 defenses and save Christmas

Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday

In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch

Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster

In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout

Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery

In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve