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Category Archives: Journal of Immaterial Science
Effects of Superstitious Behavior on the Synthesis of Nylon 66
In this paper, the superstitions around lab practices are analyzed and evaluated
Proposed Detection of Ghosts by Mass Spectrometry-Spectral Presence Origin-Omics Kinetic Yield (MS-SPOOKY)
Ghost hunting has yet to consider the realm of laboratory instrumentation for detection and visualization of ghosts. Here we do it with Mass Spectronomy!
‘Yo mama’ Jokes as a Metric of Psychosexual Development
Every ‘yo mama’ joke conveys major psychosexual Themes which is a major indicator of a person’s level of sexual maturity.
Applications of Cursed Chemistry in the Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol
the total synthesis of Impracticatechol. The highly complicated structure features a dozen stereocenters and a raft of functional groups including a pentavalent carbon.
The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane
We describe a range of applications for the Smythe reagent, such as the O-lithiation of carboxylic acids, hydrolysis of ethyl esters and chlorophosphines, racemisation of alpha-stereocenters and poly-Claisen condensations.
Opinion: Why settle for T. Rex when you could have B. Rex?
The evidence is clear, the Balaeniceps Rex (aka the Shoebill) is a much better Rex
Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy
What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane, and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing.
Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl
This review highlights some examples in the history and applications of the futyl group
Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2
Chlorin A is discovered from Hazel Plants green hipster drink and was therefore boiled into sugary carbon