Drawing from the recent scientific consensus that the Earth is flat, we disclose a new model of atomic theory proposing that atoms are also flat.
Category Archives: Journal of Immaterial Science
Don Jalton – A Forgotten Pioneer of Atomic Theory
Don Jalton Jose Jesus de Manchester y Birmingham (1730-1800) was an expatriot Spanish scientist and polymath who developed an atomic theory predating that credited to Dalton.
X-ray Crystallomancy
How to use healing crystals to generate a 3D chemical structure.
The Lost Molecules of M.C. Escher
We report the synthesis of some molecules found in a sketch found down the back of Escher’s couch.
Turning Wine into Blood: A Mechanistic Study of the Transubstantiation Reaction
An investigation into the mechanism of the transubstantiation reaction.
Echocatalysis: Playing Mozart to Chemical Reactions
You’ve heard of classical music making babies smarter and plants grow faster, right? How about using it to make chemistry work better?
A Total Synthesis of Rashnovinol A
On April 1st 2022, the well-known fine chemical company Sigma Aldrich published the structure of a novel natural product: Rashnovinol A. The first total synthesis of this bizarre molecule is reported.
Preparation of an Amorphous Starch-Sucrose Organic Framework (ASS-OF) with Ice Cream and Strawberries
We report the preparation of a novel amorphous-starch-sucrose organi-framework with ice cream and strawberries.
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
The Ultimate Technique for Complex Mixture Separation: FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS
We have observed the trend of combining analytical instruments in series, and extrapolated it to the max.