We disclose the development of a novel pumpkin-based growth medium for fungiculture.
Category Archives: Journal of Immaterial Science
Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table?
IUPAC currently recognises 118 chemical elements. The last twenty have half-lives shorter than Australian prime ministers, and are of equally limited utility to science. However, physicists have predicted that an island of nuclear stability may exist around element 126, containing long-lived isotopes. We propose that this island is actually 400 light-years away.
INCOMPREHENSIBLE: Hey, I Want a Density Functional Named After Me Too!
I want a density functional named after me. This density functional is named after me.
Caphetamine: When Coffee and Adderall Just Don’t Cut It
A novel phenethylxanthine-type stimulant was synthesised in extremis, characterised in vivo and tested in corpore meo.
Applications of Lemons in Organic Synthesis
If you liked palladium-on-carbon, you’ll love the all-new palladium-on-lemon!
Playing Doom on a Molecular Computer
We report a quantum leap forward in the field of nanocomputing, with the development of a fully-operational molecular computer.
Strongest Ever Chemical Bond Observed Between Borosilicate Glass and Organic Tar
Have you ever stuffed up and reaction so badly that it was more interesting than the original experiment?
Ejaculation and the Tunnel Effect: Proving the Existence of God with Science
Calculating the probability of a sperm quantum tunnelling across a condom.
A Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass
In this paper, we will use a simple model of gravitational lensing to estimate the theoretical mass of your mama, and discuss the implications of the results.
“It’s Complicated” — Love in the Seventh Dimension and Other Geometric Romances
Ian F.V.G. Hunter