This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
Category Archives: Journal of Immaterial Science
From Homo sapiens to Homo cyborgus: An Evolutionary Leap Fueled by Coffee, Smartphones, and Neural Networks
Humans have transcended biology and entered a new evolutionary phase termed Homo cyborgus.
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.
Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: A Case Study
This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever.
From Authorship to Automation: The Evolution of Academic Publishing in the Age of LLMs and “Publish or Perish” Culture
I’m sorry but, as an AI language model I cannot write your research paper for you. I can, however, make suggestions as to how the use of LLMs could be reduced, or at least how LLMs could be better utilized.
BS-NMR: Alternative Strategies for NMR Processing and Impurity Suppression
Have you ever attempted to reproduce a literature procedure, compared your shitty bar-code style spectra to their exhibition grade masterpiece and exclaimed “how the fuck did they do that?” Then perhaps you too have encountered BS-NMR.
Monolithium Glutamate: Eat Your Way Out Of Depression
We report the development the best tasting antidepressant on the market.
J. Immat. Sci. Volume 1 Rerelease
This is the PDF version of the first volume of J. Immat. Sci.
Solid-Phase Peptide Synthesis on a Mid-Century Modern Table Support
We have developed a novel strategy for solid-phase peptide synthesis that is both easier and greener than traditional methods, by replacing conventional polystyrene substrates with wooden tables.
Mathematicians Conclude there are Only 137 Numbers
This article reports the findings of the International Mathematical and Symbolic Interchange of Mathematicians and Philosophers (IMaSIMP), which met in Zürich earlier this month to finalise the list of approved numbers.