Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection

Dr. Tiffany Love¹ Mrs. Broman² 

¹ Department of Phallic Imagery Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

² Chad’s Mother, Homemaker, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Abstract

My boyfriend Chad’s gun collection has been getting out of hand. It started with a 9mm pistol and a hunting rifle, only to grow to two fully stocked gun safes in our garage, a reloading station in my pantry, and an additional safe in my closet. The growing collection of hunting rifles, shotguns, pistols, and assault rifles has made me gravely concerned that if I don’t find the root source of this gun obsession, I may begin losing even more closet space. It’s also pretty weird and not a good look. My friends are starting to ask questions. Despite being trainable [1], and likely not a serial killer [2], there is something up with my boyfriend which may need Freudian Psychoanalysis. As modern therapy has been shown to be ineffective on Chad [3], this paper will utilize archaic forms of psycho-sexual Freudian analysis to explain and correct my Boyfriends cryptic behavior I’m assuming has something to do with his weird relationship with his mother or me not letting him buy that speed boat. 

Keywords:   Psychoanalysis, Freudian, Psychosexual Development, Gun Enthusiasts, Preppers, Anal Expulsiveness, Mothers

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