Are you really an Engineer/Programmer?

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Are you really an Engineer/Programmer?

You may have a degree in some niche STEM field, but if you really understand how to work with Technology correctly, you'll obviously know the answer to these seemingly simple questions.

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You’re an engineer right? What’s wrong with my car? It's making a noise I've never heard before and sometimes doesn't start if it's too cold outside.

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Why can’t I get my email working? I can’t get in contact with Nancy. You told me you know how to code right?

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3 / 6

Hey, you know how to program, and I know a few things about the stock market. Why don’t we team up and game the stock market by training a program to predict which stocks will do best based on historical data and putting money in those stocks. That can easily be done with Machine Learning or Artificial Intelligence or whatever right? What do you think?

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Why is my computer so slow? Do you think it’s a problem with the Motherboard?

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How do I get this app to work on my iPhone? It keeps wanting me to log on.

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6 / 6

The Clicker doesn't work. Can you fix my TV remote? I can’t get the baseball game on! It should be on channel 13.

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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