Chase Blockman1, and Blake Ledger2
1 Department of Coin Scheme Excellence in Computer Science, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
2 CEO/COO/Founder/Majority Shareholder in Ponzi-Block Crypto Enterprises
Abstract
The search for a stable financial system is the most important thing humanity could ever research. This pursuit should be approached with absolute and unquestioning religiosity. It should be clear to everyone that crypto is the future of currency. There’s no feasible way that the value of a government backed fiat currency can possibly compete with the perfection of block-chain technology. Because of the proof of work and proof of ownership algorithms baked into the block chain algorithm, it would be impossible for anything else to be more reliable. There is one primary issue stopping Blockchain from replacing fiat currency, it is very slow to process transactions. Bitcoin, at its current rate is capable of making 7 Transactions per Second (TPS). For reference, Visa will process 24,000 to 65,000 TPS at peaks to process payments. Because of this unfortunate bottleneck, if Bitcoin were to keep up with Visa and physical cash, there would need to be about a 3-10,000x speed up required. Using relativistic physics, this paper will exploit time dilation due to relativistic speed and gravity to design a single blockchain system which can account for the 24-65k TPS.
Keywords: Crypto-Currency, Block Chain, Bitcoin, Doge Coin, Black Holes, Time Dilation, Astrophysics, May the Schwarzschild be With You, Lorentz Equation, General Relativity, Earth Tearing Itself Apart, Packing on Mass
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