Where ‘Raygunn’ Went Wrong: Limitations of Theoretical Methods in Applied Breakdancing

Tommy 2-Times1, Sarah ‘The Spin Dr (PhD) Hernendez2, et al. 

1Department of Hip-Hop-ology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

2President of the Society of B-Girl Excellence

I hate to call out Rachel ‘RayGunn’s impressive work in theoretical breakdancing and the development of the sportification and gender inclusion of the art, but her recent set showed there is an immense gap in the development of applied breakdancing missing in her research. She crashed HARD, like offbeat, no flow, janky power moves strung together. That was no Olympic performance. No disrespect to Raygunn’s crew but their theoretical breakdancing framework is no cypher when thrown down to applied breakdancing research! In this paper, we’ll go through the physics assumptions of where she went wrong.

Key Words: Break Dancing, Rachael Raygunn, Inertial Momentum, Coriolis Effects, Gyroscopic Stability, Olympics, Applied vs Theoretical, Nylon to Cardboard Coefficient of Frictions, B-Girls in a B-Boy world, Tightness Metric

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