Dr. Melba McCormick1
1 Department of Advance Physics in Motherhood, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
In my disastrous gender reveal for our unexpected girl Alice, a chain reaction involving confetti, a leaf blower, and eighteen tubes of smokeless pink powder has rendered my backyard craft shed decimated. Despite the unexpected nature of this gender reveal disaster, my insurance company refuses to honor my policy to cover the burning down of my backyard craft shed estimated at a value of $10,000, and $3,000 of craft supplies and gardening equipment. In this paper, we will use a Computational Fluid Dynamics (CFD) engine Gender Reveal Simulation (GRSim) mandated in my insurance policy to lower my deductible to show this fire was a freak accident. We will develop a turbulence, combustion, radiation, and pyrolysis model to show that we were cursed with the perfect storm of pink-colored corn starch and Holi dust canons ignited by a confetti-clogged factory defect leaf blower causing a massive twenty-foot fireball a $1,000 a year licensed software could not have predicted.
Keywords: Gender Reveal Party, Computational Fluid Dynamics, Pink Dust Canons, Confetti Clouds, Crafting Shed, Insurance Scam, Gender Reveal Simulation, Arson Investigation, Firework Free Reveal, It’s a Girl!
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