Jack Lee1, Aaron Wiener1, Superman Action Figure2
1Ms Makema 2nd Grade Maths, Department of Young Academic Misfits, Southeastern Northwest Primary School, Oceania
2My (second) favourite superhero, he’s also here for moral support and in case we need more time to write the paper he can turn back time by making it go backwards by flying really really really really fast and reversing the spin of the earth. I saw it once!
Abstract
In this paper me and my best friend Aaron try to figure out where the coolest part in my room is during summer so that we don’t have to sit in front of the fan all day. The summer is almost over but I still think this will be useful to know for next summer and I don’t think it’s going to stop being hot for a WHILE! I’m finally not grounded anymore but now my mommy says it’s too hot to go outside. I think she is right! It IS HOT! Finding the coldest spot in my room would be really awesome! Not only would my mommy stop shouting at us to stop using the fan and driving up the power bill, but it means that me and Aaron could use that electricity to instead make progress in our hardcore Minecraft survival world. It’s REALLY Tough. We have gotten REALLY good at Minecraft. We are going to try and use the heat equation to get to find a cold spot in our room! The fan doesn’t work that well anyway, it just blows hot air around! I think we need a bigger fan. I like it when Aaron talks through the fan and makes his voice all funny though.
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