Which of Maxwell’s Equations are you?

B McGrawOctober 30, 2022May 11, 2023QuizzesBehavioral Science, E-Mag, Electricity, Humor, James Clerk Maxwell, Magnetism, Personality Quiz, Physics, Really really dumb quiz, Satire, Science, Suck it Myers Briggs

Which of Maxwell's Equations are you?

Out of all of the early pioneers of electro-magnetism, James Clerk Maxwell's equations were the peak! He said it all, and only in four equations. The big question though is, if you were one of his equations describing the fundamental forces of the universe, which one would you be based on your human personality?

1 / 9

How often do you travel?

I have traveled millions of light years across the cosmos, so yeah, you could say I’m well-traveled…

I do a lot of short round trips in the local area

I travel as much as my budget will allow divided by the permittivity of a country’s boarder

I travel whenever I feel the vibe changing.

I went to Italy once as a kid!

2 / 9

Do you consider yourself a pushy person?

Nah, I’m pretty easy going

Depends on the person, I tend to butt heads a lot if we’re too similar

I guess I really push myself more than I do other people, when the vibes right and I have free space to propagate

Not usually, but the other day, someone threw down some highly magnetic iron and I was like DAFUQ? Wasn’t a good time

Oh yeah, when I get charged up, you Betchya!

3 / 9

The DJ suddenly starts playing your jam and drops a magnet in the middle of the dance floor, what do you do?

I might be moving some, but when the beat drops, yeah, I start really movin

I dance some, but keep it in my own space

I kinda hang out on the edges of the crowd

I always try and start a conga line

If I know the moves, sure I’ll start dancing

4 / 9

How are you affected by negative circumstances?

I’m fine as long as no conductive surfaces get in my way, those are real roadblocks for my mental health

I can’t say I’m unaffected, but I stay true to myself

Always stays positive

I’m extremely affected by what’s going around me

Well balanced

5 / 9

How do you like to waste time?

Netflix for sure

Listen to the radio

If I’m not pushed, I just lay around and sleep

I try to leave but always get sucked back into social media

I like to coat my house in aluminum foil, not to stop the 5g energy from getting in, but to stop my brain waves from getting out

6 / 9

What is your most treasured Childhood Memory?

My lost dog came back, if you integrated the sum of all his movement, it would have been zero cause he was a good boy

This one time in High School Track State, I was running the 500m when a sudden solar storm sped me up and I took silver!

Fishing trip with my grandpa

I had a babysitter that let me do whatever I want because she had such a low electric permittivity, and I was a highly charged boy/girl

This one time my Dad taught me how to make orthogonal alternating electrical and magnetic fields, I felt like the moment could last forever

7 / 9

What is the first thing you do when you meet a new person?

I’ll be accepting and open as long as our vibes match

It depends on how I’m feeling that day, I might be stand offish, I might be warm and welcoming

I’ll introduce myself, and ask what they do

When a new person shows up, I run around them really really fast until I get used to their magnetic field

I make sure he’s politically polarized the same way so I know whether or not to open up or just avoid an argument

8 / 9

Are you outgoing?

Only if the mood changes

Yes

I like to consider myself more of an ambivert

If there's nothing stopping me

9 / 9

What’s your Favorite Text Emoji?

Any of the the round face ones 😀

💩

🧲

👍

👌

Your score is

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Thomas R Feick says:

November 1, 2022 at 7:05 pm

Simply brilliant! At once attractive and repulsive. I may never get over the shock! ⚡

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