The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function

In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam

A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment