Sorting socks can often be a time-consuming task. This paper introduces the fastest method known in the scientific community to tackle this challenging task.
Author Archives: Günther Schlonk
Novel Treatment of Electrile Dysfunction and Rigor Moietis with Energy Transfer Catalysis
What to do when molecules go floppy.
Biscuits that Burst in the Mouth: Chocolate-and Sodium-Chip Cookies
A recipe for the cookies with latest superfood: sodium metal.
Proof of Wankery: A Novel Consensus Model for the Blockchain
Proof of Work is killing the planet, Proof of Stake is a pyramid scheme, and other proposed consensus models are either easy to spoof or infeasible to implement. Herein, a new model is proposed: Proof of Wankery (PoWank).
Funky Linear Operators: A Pre-Conference Fever Dream
I perform markedly sloppy functional analysis shortly before taking an ‘extended sab- batical’.
The Journal of Immaterial Science – Volume 2
The second volume of J. Immat. Sci.
Immaterials and Methods: Reagents for the Total Laboratory Synthesis of the Chocolate Chip Cookie
How much would it cost to make chocolate cookies with ingredients from Sigma Aldrich?
The Flatom™: a Novel Atomic Theory Inspired by a Flat Earth
Drawing from the recent scientific consensus that the Earth is flat, we disclose a new model of atomic theory proposing that atoms are also flat.
Don Jalton – A Forgotten Pioneer of Atomic Theory
Don Jalton Jose Jesus de Manchester y Birmingham (1730-1800) was an expatriot Spanish scientist and polymath who developed an atomic theory predating that credited to Dalton.
X-ray Crystallomancy
How to use healing crystals to generate a 3D chemical structure.