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Author Archives: Günther Schlonk

Applications of Cursed Chemistry in the Total Synthesis of  Impracticatechol

the total synthesis of Impracticatechol. The highly complicated  structure features a dozen stereocenters and a raft of functional groups including a pentavalent carbon.

Posted byGünther SchlonkSeptember 10, 2021September 10, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, ResearchLeave a comment on Applications of Cursed Chemistry in the Total Synthesis of  Impracticatechol

The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

We  describe a range of applications for the Smythe reagent, such as the O-lithiation of carboxylic acids, hydrolysis of ethyl esters and  chlorophosphines, racemisation of alpha-stereocenters and poly-Claisen condensations.

Posted byGünther SchlonkSeptember 10, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, HumorLeave a comment on The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

Opinion: Why settle for T. Rex when you could have B. Rex?

The evidence is clear, the Balaeniceps Rex (aka the Shoebill) is a much better Rex

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021September 4, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Dinosaurs, Opinion, ZoologyLeave a comment on Opinion: Why settle for T. Rex when you could have B. Rex?

Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

This review highlights some examples in the history and applications of the futyl group

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, Methyl, Organic Chemistry, Science1 Comment on Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

Chlorin A is discovered from Hazel Plants green hipster drink and was therefore boiled into sugary carbon

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, ScienceLeave a comment on Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

An elegant procedure for the progression towards the total synthesis of Impracticatechol.

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 21, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Funny, Humor, Organic Chemistry, SatireLeave a comment on A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol

An inefficient, laborious and time consuming synthetic method for the preparation of an en-yn-en-yn-ol is reported

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 14, 2021September 15, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Biochem, Chemistry, Funny, Organic Chemistry, Research, Satire, SynthesisLeave a comment on An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol

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