This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
Author Archives: Günther Schlonk
From Homo sapiens to Homo cyborgus: An Evolutionary Leap Fueled by Coffee, Smartphones, and Neural Networks
Humans have transcended biology and entered a new evolutionary phase termed Homo cyborgus.
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.
Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: A Case Study
This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever.
From Authorship to Automation: The Evolution of Academic Publishing in the Age of LLMs and “Publish or Perish” Culture
I’m sorry but, as an AI language model I cannot write your research paper for you. I can, however, make suggestions as to how the use of LLMs could be reduced, or at least how LLMs could be better utilized.
The 2024 Noble Prizes: A Year in Review
Günther Schlonk
BS-NMR: Alternative Strategies for NMR Processing and Impurity Suppression
Have you ever attempted to reproduce a literature procedure, compared your shitty bar-code style spectra to their exhibition grade masterpiece and exclaimed “how the fuck did they do that?” Then perhaps you too have encountered BS-NMR.
Monolithium Glutamate: Eat Your Way Out Of Depression
We report the development the best tasting antidepressant on the market.
J. Immat. Sci. Volume 1 Rerelease
This is the PDF version of the first volume of J. Immat. Sci.
Solid-Phase Peptide Synthesis on a Mid-Century Modern Table Support
We have developed a novel strategy for solid-phase peptide synthesis that is both easier and greener than traditional methods, by replacing conventional polystyrene substrates with wooden tables.