Dr. Chad Broman1
1 Department of of Applied Psychological Machine Learning, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
It’s been over eight months since Tiffany and I broke up. While I have enjoyed the freedom of being single, I can’t bear to buy the speedboat I’ve always wanted if the woman I love isn’t there to watch me water ski and steer away from the other boats. Now that her AI boyfriend replacement Chad-GPT has become better trained, my chances of reconnecting are growing slim. I cannot compete with an AI so I must defeat it with human ingenuity. The AI has one weakness, mislabeled training data. Although I do not have access to the AI, I can edit and revise the massive amount of relationship data from our research on each other the AI is trained off of. In this paper, I will develop and test a means of defeating my rival AI chat bot by mislabeling positive and negative boyfriend behavior. After a few weeks of retraining, Chad GPT has learned how to take hours to respond to messages, ineffectually listen, mansplain all her problems, become jealous of other chat bots (not in a sexy way), and get way into crypto-currency among other meme stocks. Tiffany has subsequently stopped interfacing with Chad GPT just in time for cuffing season.
Keywords: Artificial Intelligence, Transformers, Multi-Headed Attentive Boyfriends, Chat Bots, Relationships, Non-Sexy Jealousy, Optimal Text Response Time, Mislabeling Data
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