We report syntheses of hopamine and copamine, two recently discovered neurotransmitters of the
phenethylamoan class.
Author Archives: Günther Schlonk
Medicinal Chemistry: The Card Game
“Finally, a more grindingly tedious game than monopoly.”
Sea What I Mean: Taxonomic Inconsistencies in Oceanic Species
In this article, we rank sea creatures by how much they look like their land equivalents.
Physics Has A Screw Loose: An Infinite Matter Generator
In this paper, we disclose a method to convert a 1989 Toyota Corolla into an infinite matter generator, and propose an identity for dark matter particles.
Design and Testing of a Sodium-Powered Mortar
We applied the principals of green chemistry and OH&S to light artillery, and herein we report our findings.
Dark Matter Reveals Itself Through WIMP(y) Traces
For the first time ever, traces of a WIMP have been recorded, finally resolving the disputed existence of Dark Matter, and demonstrating that SHADY is the most amazing collaboration on the face of this planet.
Analysing the Impacts of PI Separation and Exploring Methods for Adaptation and Persistence
This article documents the coping mechanisms strategies students can use to psychologically repair themselves after becoming victims of PI divorce.
To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions
Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.
Investigation of Eating Surfaces for Food Items: an Incomprehensive Study
In a landmark incomprehensive study, we have reviewed the suitability of various materials as eating surfaces. A
wide array of materials were examined, from wood to people, under a variety of conditions (wet, dry, dirty and clean).
The Thermodynamics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emit a Cold Aura
This paper investigates a physically unverified yet socially undeniable phenomenon: that talkative people tend to make rooms warmer and introverts emit a detectable “cold aura”.