The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI

Dr. Tiffany Love

1 Department of Psychological Machine Learning Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Abstract

Generative AI has been shown to revolutionize everything from writing, coding, image generation, and terrifying luddites. Unfortunately for those of us who are newly single, very little research has been done on replacing the few good things about my Ex-Boyfriend. He drove me crazy, and I’m absolutely done with him, but there are some gaps left in my life I can’t seem to fulfill with Jeremy from Tinder who absolutely won’t stop messaging me! In between, Large Language Models (LLMs), Image Generation AI’s such as stable diffusion, or Midjourney, and general transformers, there is likely a way I can just replace the few good things about my Ex with AI before I do something stupid like texting him. In this paper, I will train ChadGPT, an LLM, to ask me about my day, use Image Generation to add in men on my social media posts to keep the creeps from DM’ing me weird comments again, generate my own Love Songs for me by John Mayer, create my own restaurant recommendation system and finally, utilize ChadGPT to create my own CHAD-Bot to do all my household chores. 

Keywords:   Generative AI, Large Language Models, Robotics, Recommendation Engines, Generative Imagery, Boyfriends

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B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

2 thoughts on “The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI

  1. My boyfriend broke up with me…..

    I was able to win my (Ex) back,,

    Dr_mac k ( @ ya h o O) C oM,,

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