Dr. Edgart Notting1
1 Department of Information Technology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
I always thought I wasn’t a weird guy, I’ve never had issues with women in real life, and my mom says I’m very handsome; but every time I try to send pictures of my pocket rocket to women on Tinder, something gets lost in the delivery method and I never hear from them again. I know motor sport is a dangerous hobby, but many of these women’s profiles make it seem like they’d like the danger and the excitement of motoring around on a tiny motorcycle. I believe that there’s some issue with the way that I am delivering these pocket rocket images to these Tinder matches. They could get lost in the network, the data could get scrambled up, or maybe it’s all just received incorrectly. Fortunately, plenty of work has been done in the networking field and plenty of protocols already exist for sending these pictures. In this paper, I will adapt the Universal Data Protocol (UDP), Transfer Control Protocol (TCP), Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP), and a Secure Socket Layer (SSL) to find the optimum way to send pocket rocket pictures to my Tinder matches and ensure that they arrive at the correct recipient.
Keywords: Pocket Rockets, Networking, Online Dating, Universal Data Protocol, http://www.EdgartsPocketRocket.com, Transfer Control Protocol, Hobbies, Motorsports, Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP), Tinder, Secure Socket Layer (SSL), Riding on my Pocket Rocket, Cyber Security, Texting Game Theory
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