Disclaimer: All characters and events in this choose your own adventure even those based on real people are entirely fictional. All Elon images are AI-generated…poorly. The following story contains antiquated code and strange political opinions which should not be viewed by everyone.
You’re a 21-year-old freshly dropped out computer science student who realized you don’t need a bachelor’s degree to code. I mean, who needs to know how to create a database from scratch in java to work in industry right? You just wana code and make those fat stacks! You posted about it on twitter with some incredibly dank memes where you portray your professors as goofy looking wojaks and yourself as the muscular Chad wojak. It catches the attention of twitter lord himself Elon Musk.
He extends an offer to come work for Doge and you accept. You flew out to DC to accept the job offer which he states, ‘started yesterday’.
“Hello and welcome to DOGE” Elon snickers in his office. “Are you ready to join dark MAGA?”
“Sure, seems like a job”
“Great!” Elon jumped up enthusiastically making an X in the air and showing off his substantial midriff. “You’ll be on the team looking through the COBOL code running the social security system, but first, I’ll need you to sign this NDA”
Elon hands you a large stack of papers with several places to initial per page. What do you do?
Sign the NDA, sure thing no problem