Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars

Dr. Franklin De Santa¹, and Trevor Phillips²

¹ Department of Street Technology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

² Leader of the Master Thieves Heist Guild

Abstract

The car theft business has been an integral part of the American automotive industry for decades. If it weren’t for widespread grand theft auto and stereo theft, we’d all still be driving reliable cars such as the 90’s Toyota Camrys or 00’s Honda CR-Vs. While many fear that the advances in cyber and physical security in newer vehicles may be the end of the theft driven auto industry of inner cities across America, new techniques have been shown to make state of the art self-driving cars even easier to hijack, capture and sell for a profit than their outdated counterparts. The new technology has even driven higher demand for the products from modern chop shops than ever before. This paper will outline methods to confuse, disable and take advantage of the state-of-the-art algorithms and sensors that modern autonomous vehicles are now equipped with to revitalize the domestic car-jacking economy. In this paper, we will test new autonomous vehicle hijacking techniques such as basic traps, artificial pedestrians, laser pointers, and a pheromone induced honey-pot lure.

Keywords: Self-Driving Cars, Cheetah Based Driving Model, Image Classification, Large Galvanized Steel Traps, Cheetah Pheromone-soaked Vespa’s, Autonomous Systems, Grand Theft Auto, Machine-Learning, Animal Behavior, Dead Fall Traps, Chained Antelopes, Free Parking Bait, Large Boulders on a Hair Pin Trigger, Chop. Shop Demand Boom

If you would like to read the rest of this article, it is a chapter of our new book How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish which can be purchased here on amazon of from Packt directly

If you enjoyed this article applying animal trapping techniques to steal self driving cars please like, share, and subscribe with your email, our twitter handle (@JABDE6), our facebook group here, or the Journal of Immaterial Science Subreddit for weekly content.

If you REEEEALY want to read more papers like this, for the equivalent price of a Chipotle Burrito, chips and Queso, you could buy our new book Et Al with over 20 hand picked Jabde articles for your reading pleasure, it’s the perfect Christmas/Birthday gift for confusing your unsuspecting family members! Order on amazon here: https://packt.link/at4bw Please rate and review so that you can brag to your friends about having opinions or showcase your excellent taste in reading material!