Clocky McClockFace1, Mr Pink2, Boimans3 Ivan DeBois
1 Timing Department, University of Tick, Tack, Tock, Switzerland
2 The only professional, Reservoir Dogs, Los Angeles, California, USA
3 Department of Nitpickery, University of Being Anal, Reet, Belgium
Abstract
There is nothing more annoying than being on time in a meeting. It means having to wait for others to arrive and thus waste a considerable amount of your own time. We propose a solution so that you can always be late while maintaining the precious moral high ground you need to be able to complain about others tardiness.
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