You’re Off the Project!

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles
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“I don’t think it’s going to work out, might as well clean out your desk and find something else to do this summer.” Dr. Smyth said.

I don’t know what you did but you just got fired from an internship. Maybe research isn’t for you. Honestly, if you can’t keep an internship, that’s not a really good sign for your own future.

You have been removed by Dr. Smyth from his strange Ska-Enhanced Chimpanzee experiment and now you don’t know what to do with your summer. Do you…

Go back to working at Panera

Go on a European Vacation

Do research on Dr. Smyth. Something’s fishy. How does he even have this job

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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