Go to Europe? But who’s gonna pay for that?

a person holding a wallet

Sorry but you’re flat out broke. Making silly faces at the fuzzy hat english guards is gonna have to wait. You’ve only got two options to pay for that European vacation for maybe next year.

Accept the Research Position!

Go back to working at Panera Bread. This year you get a 2$/Hr managers bonus because of how well you were able to upsell bread bowls last year.

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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