Wow, those were some terrible decisions you had to make to waste such a great opportunity. So you go back to your old job at Panera. That’s not too bad, that woman/man Alex (depending on your preference) that you thought was cute is still working there and they’re single. To be honest it doesn’t change your life all that much but your story is so boring that it’s not worth continuing from here.
Thankfully we have a time machine and you can Restart your research adventure! Or you could give up. That’s probably how you got here anyway.
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