Panera Really? Wow…

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Wow, those were some terrible decisions you had to make to waste such a great opportunity. So you go back to your old job at Panera. That’s not too bad, that woman/man Alex (depending on your preference) that you thought was cute is still working there and they’re single. To be honest it doesn’t change your life all that much but your story is so boring that it’s not worth continuing from here.

Thankfully we have a time machine and you can Restart your research adventure! Or you could give up. That’s probably how you got here anyway.

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Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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