Col. (Ret.) Boris Oblastovich Smirnov-Zhukov1
1 Department of Chess Arts and Sciences, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
It has been over a quarter century since Russia has reigned supreme in chess. Da, we all miss the glory days of Garry Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov. The Americans cheat now with their computers and artificial intelligence while denying us their NVIDIAs like greedy capitalists! But two can play that unsolved game. Many might think there are only two dimensions to chess, NYET! There are several! Many so called game theorists optimize their chess bots in the two dimensions using their beloved legal moves like fragile liberal lawyers. What they are nyet willing to do is utilize the questionably legal moves. This is what makes my motherland the most powerful intellectual powerhouse in the game. Let me ask you this, can a player or chess engine have a perfect ELO if they are crippled by a neurotoxin or falling out of a 6th floor window? We present to you the glorious RedMate computer algorithm, forged in the laboratories beneath Novosibirsk and optimized with the blood of grandmasters. We explore these questionably legal and extra-judicial moves to be optimized via the minimax algorithm with alpha-beta tree pruning. Da, RedMate’s ELO will be found to be infinity!
Keywords: Chess Engines, Napoleons Trap, Russian Superiority, Minimax Algorithm, Stalingrad Defense, 5d Chess, “legal” moves, Mutually Assured Destruction, Alpha-Beta pruning, Board Scoring, Extra-judicial moves
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