Dr. Qubert Spins1
1Department of Quantum Possibilities, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Abstract
Per- and Polyfluoroalkyl Substances or PFAS is a group of highly troubling synthetic chemicals used in plastics, foams, and lubricants. Because of their strong carbon-fluorine chemical bond, it is extremely difficult to destruct and even harder to effectively recycle. Dumping the carbo-floric-monsters in landfills and oceans have poisoned the ground and water we live on which is incredibly dangerous to human health and is quickly becoming a crisis which could take decades to fix. While there is not an easy way to transform the chemical compounds into useful materials harmless to humans, fundamentally, they are still made up of the same standard physical model of elementary particles of Quarks, Leptons, Gauge Bosons, and the Higgs Bosons. If a miniature blackhole is used to gobble up PFAS plastics to be filtered into fundamental elementary particles, the dangerous PFAS compounds will be utterly destroyed rendering their mass and energy useful again. In this paper, we will propose and analyze a method to generate a PFAS based miniature black hole, extract elementary particles and energy via Hawking Radiation using a Penrose extraction technique, create hydrogen through a particle accelerator, and finally use the new hydrogen/helium to fuse heavy elements in the fusion process of a new sun. PFAS will then be recyclable!
Keywords: Black Holes, PFAS, Recycling, saving the world, possibly destroying the world, Penrose Process, Particle Accelerators, elementary particles, stellar heavy metal generation, million-dollar ideas, Time-Dilation Hourly Wage
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