Dini turns into a zombie hamster

You knew it was going to take something special and decided to go with that Voodoo math to get Dini back. You both enter in the math into the code guidinbg the 3D printer and let er rip. You watch in anticipation as each irrationally infinite and unending slice and scan of the original Dini body begins to get digitized, sampled and reprinted. Right before your eyes, a new identical Dini begins to form before your very eyes.

One hour of wild printing later and you have done it, you and your roommate have done the impossible and resurrected her dead hamster!

“DINI!” She swoops in for a kiss, “He’s already breathing! We are SOOO getting published…THIS. IS. BIG!”

“Yeah, it’s great,” you share in the excitement, but you can’t help but be a little worried about Dini’s condition, he’s not the same. Something is off with him spiritually. His skin is gangrenous, and his fur is patchy and grotesque.

Dini starts twitching violently and foaming at the mouth. Sarah blinded by love strokes his furr.

“It’s okay it’s okay,” she tries to calm him.

Dini flips around and bites her on the hand before jumping on the ground, jumping with supernatural abilities flying out an open window. Sarah stares at the bite on her hand with disbelief. Her hand infected almost instantly. Lines of black and red veins appear on her arm.

“I have to go after him, Dini can’t survive on his own” she darts out the door.

What do you do?

Go after her, and help her find Dini

Stay home and play video games, this is between her and her hamster

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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