You run after Sarah

unrecognizable couple running on meadow in park

“Sarah slow down!” you call out chasing after her. She keeps running after that hamster like it’s her own child. You quickly run out of breath chasing through the neighborhood dodging animals and neighbors alike. It’s not hard to see where Dini is going because you can follow the screams.

A trail of neighbors and some dogs being walked shout and yelp, they all have the same bite Sarah did. Wherever Dini went, he was leaving a wake of destruction in his way whatever went wrong with that math, it went horribly wrong.

You finally catch up to Sarah. She’s on the ground grasping for air. Whatever infected Dini’s bite on her arm has spread to her entire arm and shoulder spreading like vines under her skin to her face discolering her green. She wheezes “You have to find Dini; he’s scared and confused.”

“Sarah, there’s something seriously wrong with you, I have to get you to the hospital,”

“No No, bring me to urgent care, I’m not covered, I can’t afford a hospital.”

“Sarah, I don’t think Urgent care is gonna be able to handle this,” you argue back. Something flips in her eyes as they go from green to yellow. She howls and twitches in a violent way.

What do you do?

Bring Sarah to urgent care, you have to help her!

Get the F&$@ out of there get back home

Get the F&$@ out of there and head for the hills  

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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