You go a Darwinism route? Wow…

Posted byB McGrawPosted inArticles

Maybe this old classic could come back, maybe when nature takes out a creature you should let evolution do its thing.

“Now saving Dini’s life is just enabling all hamsters to not evolve into a creature that can survive a cat attack, maybe we should find a hamster that’s more fit and can run away from predatory cats? You’re basically going against Darwinism!”

“Are you calling Dini fat?”

“No I mean, didn’t you say he was—”

“ONLY I CAN CALL HIM THAT!”

That did not work, maybe lay off of the hamster body shaming next time. What do you do?

Use the ship of Theseus argument, a Dini copy wouldn’t be the same hamster when you think about it.

You’re messing with the natural order of the world; this could have huge butterfly effect consequences

The world is already populated with people and hamsters, shouldn’t you just take care of a new hamster?

Oh, give up, lets help her bring him back

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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