You stay home and play Video Games

person holding game pad

You sit back and play some video games. That was a rough day and you’re feeling a little drained from dealing with drama, then abstract mathematics, then all the nonsense with Dini biting Sarah and running out the door. At this point helping her is just too much work.

After a few hours all of your electronics starts buzzing with emergency alert messages telling you to stay indoors. You look outside and see helicopters and fighter jets flying around at low altitude.

What do you do?

Stay indoors and ignore all the warning signs

Stay indoors, fill the bathtub up, and start rationing your food

Get the F&$@ out of there and head for the hills  

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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