Congratulations on the new Position!

Good Choice!

“Welcome aboard the team or as I like to call it, my tribe!” You’re welcomed by Dr. Smyth with an incredibly strong handshake. “Would you like to know what you’ll be working on or would you just like to start analyzing data?”

Yes what am I working on?

No give me the data!

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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