“I’ll add you to the shared folder” you receive a pat on the back from Dr. Smyth. As an intern with no experience you sit at your computer and wait for the email invite to come through.
An hour later after arguing with the system admin about gaining access to the shared folder, you have your data in an excel spreadsheet and it is a lot. Even though only sixteen Chimpanzees were included in the study, there are hundreds of columns of meta data on each chimp to do analysis with. There appears to only be two columns for performance in the cognitive test involving different shaped blocks and holes with or without Ska music being played. What do you even do with all this data?
Analyze all of the results on the two relevant columns
Watch Youtube on how to do ANOVA in Excel
Lie about the results because you don’t know what you’re doing