Wow, you would have never guessed it, but Toe Touch Reach made everything snap into place and give some statistical significance to Dr. Smyth’s scientific research. You start dreaming of presenting your important finding at an upcoming conference. You heard it’s going to be in Boston! Wow, that’s going to be a really great time. Oh no, your P-Value is just barely over 0.05, it’s still not publishable! You are just decimal points away from being on a published research paper as an Undergrad with THE Dr. Smyth.
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.
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