Lie About the Results

You emailed in a graph you heavily doctored and some numbers you think sound right and prove that Ska music helps Chimpanzees. A confused Dr. Smyth arrives.

“Huh, I don’t know if you did this right. These results seem too good to be true.” Dr. Smyth soon walks to your open spaced cubicle. “Did you actually run these numbers? Because this doesn’t look correct from the analysis I tried the other day after watching a YouTube Video.”

Yes. I ran the Numbers

No. I didn’t run the Numbers

I don’t know what I’m doing

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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