How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz

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How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz

All matter in the universe is made up of fundamental particles called quarks. There are exactly 6 types of flavors of quarks even though they don’t have taste with colors of light even though it isn’t really color and they’re all pretty different. Based on your personality, favorite colors, electrical charge, spin, and mass, which flavor of quark are you?

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What are you like at a party?

You get there on time before just about anyone and stay for the whole party. You mix with the crowd well and bond with everyone while maintaining positive vibes.

You pop your head in for about 10^-25 seconds before headin out. You got better things to do.

You show up a little late but stay for basically the whole party hangin mixing throughout the groups. Usually nursing a beer, balancing out the vibe.

You hang in the corner briefly with your own kind rarely bonding with anyone else.

You bounce around all over the place like a social butterfly. You get to know everyone in the room every so often forming a close bond just before heading out when bombarded with an electron.

You pop in and out constantly for a smoke break with others and are wildly unpredictable. Everyone knows you but you don’t know them as you trauma dump your personal drama on everyone.

2 / 11

How much do you weigh in electron mass? I won’t sugar coat it but if all these numbers are too small, you’re too big to be a quark

~173,000,000 MeV/c²

~96 MeV/c²

~4.7 MeV/c²

~4,180 MeV/c²

~2.2 MeV/c²

~1,280 MeV/c²

3 / 11

What sport do you like the most?

Weightlifting

Soccer

Hacky Sack

I hate sports

Sumo Wrestling

Quidditch

4 / 11

How charged are you? Like actually how charged are you? I hate to be a gate keeper but if it’s not a fractional electrical charge of -1/3e or +2/3e you’re probably not a quark and are wasting this quiz's time.

2/3 e

-1/3 e

2/3 e

2/3 e

-1/3 e

-1/3 e

5 / 11

What type of music do you listen to?

Heavy Metal

Whatever type of music King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is. So sad they’re not on Spotify anymore 🙁

Singer Song writers with poetic lyrics

Jazz Fusion

Classic Rock

Butt Rock (Chemical Romance, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Nickelback…)

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How do you handle a stressful situation such as being bombarded with W Bosons?

I only exist in stressful situations. You can only find me in in the center of the craziest most stressful situations like the center of a super nova.

Oh gosh, I’m very likely to make a dramatic exit, I don’t last very long, when the rubber hits the road

Mostly stable but it can be tough on my friends. I got enough Bosons but sometimes I might lose a close friend in a situation like that. I always find another though to fill the void

Baby, you got no idea what I’m about to do. I could do anything in the crunch

Hardly even notice it, but yeah, I’ll probably collapse in the heat of stress

Usually doesn’t have an effect but every so often it is absolutely empowering. It can be quite transformative for me and my closest friends.

7 / 11

What’s your D&D class

Warlock

Barbarian

Paladin

Bard

Fighter

Wizard

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What’s your drink of choice when you’re relaxing after work, trying to throw down, or porch pounding?

I’ll drink some sours to relax after work, I’ll go to town on margaritas when I throw down and if I’m porch pounding, it’s obviously a box of Rose

I always love a Miller Light after work, but if I’m throwing down, I’ll make a nice Old Fashioned. If we’re hanging on a porch we’ll probably pop out a Cab Sav

Easy, PBR after work. Throwing down…PBR with some jello shots, and on the porch we upgrade to PBR and a shot of Jim Bean or two.

Always go with a Guiness after a long day. At parties, I’m bringing in a good ole Abbey Ale like a Brother Thelonius. Now on the porch, straight Scotch, the peaty stuff

Absinth

I like a local IPA after work, but I’ll go with a Vodka-mixer of whatever’s around at a party. Now if we’re havin a little porch time, you can’t go wrong with a Bloody Mary

9 / 11

What are your three favorite colors?

blue, green, and red

blue, red, and green

red, blue, and green

red, green, and blue

green, red, and blue

green, blue, and red

10 / 11

What are you like in a romantic relationship? Don’t worry we don’t save this data, so this is a safe space to share

I wouldn’t call them relationships as much as I’d call them situationships. Can’t be described

I’m basically always in a three way, but it’s weirdly stable. Sometimes it’s a very positive relationship but usually pretty neutral and stable

I always let others take the lead, but my relationships end up being pretty short lived

I basically just do one-night stands if I do anything. I take charge and then I’m out. You have no idea how many ‘ex’s text me thinking they had something

I’m good in almost any relationship but I work best in thruple situations which are usually positive as long as we’re not all alike then it gets unstable.

I’m typically in the manic part of a Manic Pixie Dream boy or girl relationship. Always in a single relationship or all out by myself. They don’t last super long but they are meaningful

11 / 11

You’re on the playground and you hop on one of those spinny things. You know what I’m talking about. How far do ya go? What’s your spin? If it’s not one of these, you aren’t a quark so stop taking this quiz.

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