How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz

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How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz

All matter in the universe is made up of fundamental particles called quarks. There are exactly 6 types of flavors of quarks even though they don’t have taste with colors of light even though it isn’t really color and they’re all pretty different. Based on your personality, favorite colors, electrical charge, spin, and mass, which flavor of quark are you?

1 / 11

What are you like at a party?

2 / 11

How much do you weigh in electron mass? I won’t sugar coat it but if all these numbers are too small, you’re too big to be a quark

3 / 11

What sport do you like the most?

4 / 11

How charged are you? Like actually how charged are you? I hate to be a gate keeper but if it’s not a fractional electrical charge of -1/3e or +2/3e you’re probably not a quark and are wasting this quiz's time.

5 / 11

What type of music do you listen to?

6 / 11

How do you handle a stressful situation such as being bombarded with W Bosons?

7 / 11

What’s your D&D class

8 / 11

What’s your drink of choice when you’re relaxing after work, trying to throw down, or porch pounding?

9 / 11

What are your three favorite colors?

10 / 11

What are you like in a romantic relationship? Don’t worry we don’t save this data, so this is a safe space to share

11 / 11

You’re on the playground and you hop on one of those spinny things. You know what I’m talking about. How far do ya go? What’s your spin? If it’s not one of these, you aren’t a quark so stop taking this quiz.

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