You run for the hills and survive in the wilderness.

oven in tent

You load up your car with all your camping equipment, water, food, and anything you need to survive. Thankfully you have a full tank of gas. By the time you hit the road the highways are packed, and you take back roads all the way to a go to camping area which has a fresh water source. It’s secluded, in the mountains, and whatever’s going down in town right now will take a while to get to you.

You live your life in seclusion, you finally catch up on all those books that you told yourself you’d get to but never had the time. All you can wonder is if everything is alright. The cell tower networks went down weeks ago and have not been able to contact any friends or family. You have enough food supply to make a sturdy shelter to supplement the equipment you already have but you start to see an end to your food supply.

What do ya do?

Craft a rudimentary fishing pole and try your luck fishing

Craft a prehistoric bow and arrow and go hunting

Craft a spear and Atlatle and go hunting

Drive into town and hunt for supplies

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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