You decide to see what’s really going on, she’s acting off.

You quickly realize that this isn’t a practical conversation you’re having here, it’s an emotional one. You half listened to a Hidden Brain podcast episode about this exact thing at 1.5 speed, which makes you an expert. Sarah was going through a hard time, and you needed to let her vent.

You lay a hand on her shoulder. “Dini meant a lot to you didn’t he?”

“He wasn’t just a hamster,” she sobbed.

“I know”

“I just want him back.”

She’s really going through a tough time, you make her some tea to talk it out some more, but this really wasn’t just a hamster, it was clearly something more to her.

What do you do.

Tell her it’s good to just let things go

She needs a full psychoanalysis, skip to the Freudian stuff

Dini was pretty special let’s bring him back!

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

Leave a Reply

Discover more from Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading