You tell her it’s good to let things go

sorrowful black man touching head in dismay near supporting wife

You let her know that death is just a part of life and that she should remember the good times she had with Dini and that this may open up her love to another hamster or something else she may not have had room for in the past.

Sarah slowly starts to open up more about how much Dini filled in the gap when her relationship with her father became more distant during her studies and how she never gets to see him because her mother is always planning these elaborate vacations and now Dini’s been the closest thing she’s had to family.

This is getting way deeper than you ever thought it would be, maybe Dini was something symbolic of something greater going on in her life.

What do you do?

Convince her to go get therapy

On the other hand, her insurance doesn’t cover therapy, better psychoanalyze her

The whole emotions thing is getting too much for you, best to help her bring back her dead hamster with the Banach Tarski paradox

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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