You’re skeptical but you hear her out.

uncertain black man in hoodie in studio

You kind of understand the concept going on but maybe you should hear Sarah’s explanation a little more.

“So first we have to create a free group. I was thinking breaking it down to internal organs, skeletal system, that soft fur, and finally his little toes” she smiled remembering how great Dini was. He never even bit her once.

“Right”

“Next, we have to create our rotations, then another paradoxical decomposition, and finally, we have to extend that decomposition until we have a solid Dini. We don’t want him to be a shell of a hamster now do we?”

“Now that would be terrible,” you see the excitement in her eyes.

She has honestly thought this through. You just have to talk her out of crazy town. Maybe some philosophical or mathematical issues you can bring up. Maybe it’s an emotional issue she has to talk through.

What do you choose?

Okay Okay fine, I’ll help

Argue with math. Beat her at her own game!

Argue with philosophy, it’s the science of science!

Psychoanalyze your roommate.

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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