Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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You double down on your insult and call her delusional. You let fly so many insults about what a stupid idea it is to apply something some people theorized about a hundred years ago into something practical. You insult her raspberry pi-3D printer rig and how it would never even be able to sample finely enough to duplicate a candy bar!
Sarah is angry and goes back to working her proofs ignoring you.
What do you do?
Double Down Again, she needs to see reason!
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process. View more posts
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