After you try a more mathematical approach to convincing her otherwise involving the fact that the Banach Tarski paradox only works on spheres you let out a “Dini was only a hamster…”
“Only a…? What?!? I want you to move out.” She says sternly.
Sarah is no longer speaking to you, but you persist.
“Come on, this is ridiculous.”
She reminds you that your name isn’t on the lease. You mention that you have squatters’ rights. She mentions that she can play her acid jazz music playlist all night she knows that you hate. You say you’ll get ear plugs. She mentions that she can burn that incense that she knows makes you sick because it reminds you of the time you drank too much rum at that house party at that crystal ladies place.
You are screwed but Sarah is so mad at you that she tosses all of her proofs out the window into oncoming traffic causing a wreck and screams “GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!”
You have to leave. Maybe get your stuff tomorrow but stay at a friend’s place tonight.
You come back the next day and she has the lease termination papers ready for you. It’s real you have to find a new place. The hamster is gone and she won’t talk to you.
Congratulations, you stopped her from re-animating your hamster with the Banach Tarski Paradox…dick…
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