If this function had babies, you would try your hardest to make sure the public school in their district is under funded. You go home after work but ReIterateThroughDataBase GreaterThanZero(X,YIn,Params) keeps you up; all night long. It’s all you can think about. You have nightmares about it. The amount you talk about it started a fight with your girl friend and well, she’s not joining you for Thanksgiving this year. AND IT’s ONLY APRIL!
B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.
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