You Removed Nester!

chimpanzee on green grass

The zoo keeper found out about how much of a dissident Nester is. Now he’s getting hosed down with cold water and called a damn dirty ape until he starts cooperating with all of Dr. Smyth’s experiments. They’re going to use this harsh treatment until he starts cooperating and from what you know about Nester, he’d rather die. Unless you say it was a mistake, it looks like Nester’s about to be water tortured forever! What do you do?

Retract the research

Force Nester into a life of misery for the rest of his cold wet life

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

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